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IGASAURUS
04-08-2008, 08:04 PM
Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept
A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.
The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.
Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.
The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment.
The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes.
Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.
When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested. The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping. The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.


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odeezie
04-08-2008, 08:08 PM
Damn man....im never falling asleep on a plane again :lol::lol::lol::roflmao::lol::lol::lol:

IGASAURUS
04-08-2008, 08:18 PM
Haha, you wake up and there's a 300 lb. squirter getting ready to unload on your face :lol::scared::roflmao:

odeezie
04-08-2008, 08:22 PM
Haha, you wake up and there's a 300 lb. squirter getting ready to unload on your face :lol::scared::roflmao:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/ODEEZIE/Smileys/264.gif :blank:

Demon
04-09-2008, 12:29 AM
That happened to me when Derek and I flew to Milwaukee, I put my sandwich away and he stopped though.

Jarid332
04-09-2008, 05:05 PM
Hahahaha

Case
04-09-2008, 06:02 PM
That happened to me when Derek and I flew to Milwaukee, I put my sandwich away and he stopped though.
:lol::lol::lol:

I can't imagine what I'd do if I was on a flight and saw that happening!?-/

odeezie
04-09-2008, 07:09 PM
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story.
He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went.
The plane started spinning around, going out of control.
He decides it's all over, whips it out and starts beating it right there.
All the passengers take a cue from him they whip it out and start beating like mad.
So all the passengers are beating off plummeting to their certain doom when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself.
It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces, or whatever, away and deboard.
Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

IGASAURUS
04-10-2008, 05:14 PM
:lol::roflmao::roflmao:

Jarid332
04-10-2008, 05:42 PM
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story.
He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went.
The plane started spinning around, going out of control.
He decides it's all over, whips it out and starts beating it right there.
All the passengers take a cue from him they whip it out and start beating like mad.
So all the passengers are beating off plummeting to their certain doom when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself.
It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces, or whatever, away and deboard.
Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.


BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

KTM229
04-14-2008, 04:10 PM
wow....