Best Pick Up Line Ever...

[Jarid332]

Will you lick my swizzle stick...

Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Groping - TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/07/partly-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-butt-groping/?icid=100214839x1201672515x1200061017)

[Case]

Speaking of pickup lines, just got this in an email and hadn't heard a couple of them before....

Redneck pick up lines..

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

[Jarid332]

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[Aus_Rider_22]

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.


13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[YamahaRacin27]

Haha that reminds me. In my Spanish class, I sit by one of my friends and we're constantly throwing gay jokes at each other. He was eating some cheez-it's and I said, "I wish you would choke so I could give you mouth to mouth." It wasn't until his laughter died down a few seconds later that I realized I had just said a good pick-up line. That one has probably been said before but I had never heard it and I just said it on random. lol thought it was slightly comical..

[offspring22]

"The word of the day is legs, let's go back to your place and spread the word. "

[DanielleJo22]

hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?




my, that shirt is very becoming on you. then again, if i were on you i'd be coming too.