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Tubesteak Cowboy
05-07-2008, 04:10 PM
http://www.teennerd.com/wp-content/photos/random/manliest2.jpg


The many things that make this story manly: 1. He’s a cabbie in Scotland.
2. He didn’t just kick a man in the balls, he kicked a TERRORIST…who was on FIRE….in the balls.
3. He kicked so hard, he tore a tendon.
4. He was quoted as saying, “I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.”
5. Also quoted as saying, “I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”
6. His shoes were taken as evidence.
7. He punched the first terrorist twice in the face before kicking him in the balls.



teennerd | Daily Record: Manliest News Headline Ever (http://www.teennerd.com/2008/03/05/daily-record-manliest-news-headline-ever/)

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odeezie
05-07-2008, 04:11 PM
:lol::lol::lol:
Tubesteak Cowboy
05-07-2008, 04:20 PM
tubesteak cowboy oozes manliness from every pore. i'll jump my horse over this whole ****in website in assless chaps doin a can can. NO HOMO
Jarid332
05-07-2008, 04:20 PM
lol
Tubesteak Cowboy
05-07-2008, 04:21 PM
Postdeleterpostdeleterpurplepurplepeopleeater
Jarid332
05-07-2008, 04:22 PM
I had to make sure I knew how to do it. I've never deleted a post on here before haha
odeezie
05-07-2008, 04:24 PM
I had to make sure I knew how to do it. I've never deleted a post on here before haha

youre supposed to "soft delete" it so we can use it against him later. :azz:
Tubesteak Cowboy
05-07-2008, 04:26 PM
youre supposed to "soft delete" it so we can use it against him later. :azz:I signed up as "tubesteak cowboy". There's really nothing else you could use against me to make it any worse.


EDIT: but someone should give me rep for being so comfortable with my hetromosexuality.
Jarid332
05-07-2008, 04:43 PM
youre supposed to "soft delete" it so we can use it against him later. :azz:

I deleted my own post.
odeezie
05-07-2008, 05:43 PM
I deleted my own post.

oh :embarrassed:
cam-1
06-01-2008, 09:36 PM
what a legend lol
Triple Five
06-01-2008, 09:42 PM
I still don't know who Tube Cowboy is!!
MrGolen
06-01-2008, 09:46 PM
that must have been one power kick.
NwMoto471
06-01-2008, 11:52 PM
Being on fire or taking a massive kick to the balls? Thats a tough one.
Sounds like that terrorist was on pcp or something.
Tubesteak Cowboy
06-02-2008, 04:39 AM
I still don't know who Tube Cowboy is!!Alloymx428
odeezie
06-02-2008, 11:12 AM
I still don't know who Tube Cowboy is!!

Alloymx428

That was easy, who else loves the **** like him? :lol:
Tubesteak Cowboy
06-02-2008, 12:51 PM
That was easy, who else loves the **** like him? :lol:I am second to none.
O'Brien#12
06-02-2008, 04:48 PM
Yet never first! :-D