Stimulus checks

[IGASAURUS]

Whose gotten there's? I'm signed up direct deposit but my last two are 91....:cry:

stupid stupid stupid stupid

[odeezie]

I got one for $1800 :thumbsup:

[Case]

I thought that said stimulus chicks, so needless to say I'm a little disappointed right now!:azz:

[odeezie]

I thought that said stimulus chicks, so needless to say I'm a little disappointed right now!:azz:

:lol::roflmao::roflmao::lol:

[offspring22]

I thought that said stimulus chicks, so needless to say I'm a little disappointed right now!:azz:
!!!!!!!

[Jarid332]

Bahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Case]

Runners are yummy! I like a good challenge!:roflmao:

[Old_Moto_Dawg]

I got one for $1800 :thumbsup:
Good god man how many kids do you have?

[Case]

Good god man how many kids do you have?
I don't know why Jarid chooses to call me Baby Maker with a guy like Odeezie around!:lol:

Good to see you around OMD!:wavey:

[odeezie]

You sons of *****es! :lol::lol:

Only two kids....


:rumor:that I know of ;-)

[Jarid332]

So Deez is really the babymaker?

[offspring22]

You sons of *****es! :lol::lol:

Only two kids....


:rumor:that I know of ;-)

Spoiler warning: Odezie has over 9000 children, mostly in Guatemala.

[odeezie]

You guys are 100% more able to make babies than I am. I've had my vasectomy. :-P

[Jarid332]

He took the venom out of the snake.

[odeezie]

Spoiler warning: Odezie has over 9000 children, mostly in Guatemala.


:nerd: Iraq, Kuwait, Qatar, Netherlands and Germany...not Guatemala (i think those were my only stops) :lol:

[Demon]

I got mine but that **** was spent long before it arrived :(

[DanielleJo22]

i got mine last week - $357. and thats probably going to go towards my plane ticket to California this summer.

[KTM229]

What qualifies you to receive a check? I wanna know if Im gonna get one.

[IGASAURUS]

didja file taxes and not make a huge amount of money last year? if yes and no then you'll get one

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

my foods of today teacher used hers for a Coach handbag. Just where the US government intended her to spend it.

[offspring22]

my foods of today teacher used hers for a Coach handbag. Just where the US government intended her to spend it.

America, **** yeah!

[Derek]

I got mine but that **** was spent long before it arrived :(

Same here...

[IGASAURUS]

Actually got it today. Apparently posting this thread made it hurry up and dive straight into my bank account :thumbsup:

[DC323]

Haven't gotten mine yet... bastards!!!

[offspring22]

Haven't gotten mine yet... bastards!!!

wat


in all seriousness i haven't gotten mine, either.

[Case]

Same here...

No, not the same if you weren't spreading seed........and we all know you weren't!

Nice try though, give yourself a hand!:derek::roflmao:

[Triple Five]

Haven't got mine yet neithers!

[Derek]

No, not the same if you weren't spreading seed........and we all know you weren't!

Nice try though, give yourself a hand!:derek::roflmao:

Odizzle changed my post...

But I'm not spreading my seed...just planting it in one place...over and over :thumbsup:

[odeezie]

Odizzle changed my post...

But I'm not spreading my seed...just planting it in one place...over and over :thumbsup:


:-/ I havnt changed anything

[Tenacious K]

But I'm not spreading my seed...just planting it in one place...over and over :thumbsup:In the toilet bowl?

[rydersdad]

I thought I'd be getting mine about right now. However, the irs posted a new little disclaimer, saying that those who filed electronically and elected to have their filing fees taken out of their return may not receive a return until July. :upset:

[yzaddict106]

Ive probably got a month or so before I recieve mine. I just got around to filing my taxes last weekend. Opps!


Oh well, once it gets here, so do new parts for the bikes!

[sharkmx62]

i got mine last week - $357. and thats probably going to go towards my plane ticket to California this summer.
? Not your return, your stimulus check. Everyones check is $600, then an addtional $600 for children.


Havent got mine yet, but it will be going into getting my bike fixed up.

[Derek]

? Not your return, your stimulus check. Everyones check is $600, then an addtional $600 for children.


Havent got mine yet, but it will be going into getting my bike fixed up.

No, not everyone's is the same.

It's anywhere between $300-600 for a single individual.

Mine was $441.

[MX113]

I would have loved to get one. I didn't qualify because my father still claims for as a dependent. I would have gotten the max too.

[sharkmx62]

No, not everyone's is the same.

It's anywhere between $300-600 for a single individual.

Mine was $441.
Really? That blows, I was under the impression that it was the same for all. I should probably look into this stuff.

[jnickell]

Stimulus Payment Schedule for Tax Returns
Received and Processed by April 15


Direct Deposit Payments
If the last two digits of your Social Security number are:
Your economic stimulus payment deposit should be sent to your bank account by:
00 – 20
May 2
21 – 75
May 9
76 – 99
May 16
Paper Check
If the last two digits of your Social Security number are:
Your check should be in the mail by:
00 – 09
May 16
10 – 18
May 23
19 – 25
May 30
26 – 38
June 6
39 – 51
June 13
52 – 63
June 20
64 – 75
June 27
76 – 87
July 4
88 – 99
July 11