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757
06-25-2009, 11:16 PM
I will warn you now, if you get offended easily youll probably be pissed about these jokes, but for those of you that refer to him as "wacko jacko" youll enjoy these.


















Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven, where she met god who granted her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.



Farah will be dearly missed, but it was Michael Jackson who truly touched so many.




Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic it has been decided that he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for once.
DBerg649
06-25-2009, 11:50 PM
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic it has been decided that he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for once.

:rotfl: classic
Kenny
06-26-2009, 04:04 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2vwa5wj.jpg
eighttwelve
06-26-2009, 06:10 AM
hah, i like how he's putting sunglasses on top of his sunglasses.

hilarious though.
Spydee
06-26-2009, 06:38 AM
Looks like he's putting his second pair of sunglasses on upside down as well, haha
sharkmx62
06-26-2009, 06:52 AM
lol some good ones in here
Demon
06-26-2009, 08:16 AM
TMZ.com is now reporting Michael Jackson died of food poisoning.................













he ate 12 year old nuts
jnickell
06-26-2009, 08:30 AM
TMZ.com is now reporting Michael Jackson died of food poisoning.................













he ate 12 year old nuts

That is a falsehood. He actually died of food poisoning from 9 year old weiners.
eighttwelve
06-26-2009, 09:25 AM
YouTube - dave chappelle - michael jackson
Spydee
06-26-2009, 09:32 AM
Apparently, when Michael Jackson got took into hospital last night, it wasn't a Cardio arrest, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke



What's Michael Jackson and Guinness got in common?













Both black, white and cold!
d dogg
06-28-2009, 10:51 AM
michael jacksons getting buried in a sand box. so he can still 'get up' and see the kids
Spydee
06-28-2009, 11:37 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/v5eckn.jpg
an_hero
06-28-2009, 02:00 PM
F-ing saved
757
06-28-2009, 04:59 PM
In honor of Michaels passing, McDonalds will be promoting a new Jacko Burger. The burger will consist of 50 year old meat between 11 year old buns.