Bros at Glen Helen.

[Patrick]

I was going to write you guys an essay on how much I hate bros and how horrible they are for motocross, but whatever. I'll just keep this simple.

I pretty much just wanted to express my utter contempt for bros. They were at Glen Helen en masse. It was horrible. Some guy who was quite obviously high pushed my uncle and I out of the way so he could steal an Alpinestars banner. Then of course there were the wanna-be tough guys wearing Tapout clothing, Hustler shirts, Metal Mulisha gear, etc. I also noticed that every bro has this obsession with taking pictures on his camera phone. I mean really, how stupid is that? The picture is going to be so small and the camera has like a 2 second shutter speed.

I probably saw over 100 people with nautical stars tattooed on their bodies. Wow, real original ****head. Where did you come up with that one? Also, the people parked next to us showed up blasting the Kottonmouth Kings who were belting out another one of their retard anthems.

I've never seen so much stupid concentrated into such a small place.

If you are from California and would also like to vent on this subject, please do so.

[IGASAURUS]

:haha: Bros are quite scarce in my neck of the woods.

[Patrick]

That is one scarcity I would not mind having at all.

[DBerg649]

The area I live in is host to tight Wrangler jeans half way tucked into steel toed puppy kickin' boots, Fox or Volcom shirts, and Hurley hats :embarrassed: Makes me feel embarrassed for them :no::punish:

[ronronmx]

I was going to write you guys an essay on how much I hate bros and how horrible they are for motocross, but whatever. I'll just keep this simple.

I pretty much just wanted to express my utter contempt for bros. They were at Glen Helen en masse. It was horrible. Some guy who was quite obviously high pushed my uncle and I out of the way so he could steal an Alpinestars banner. Then of course there were the wanna-be tough guys wearing Tapout clothing, Hustler shirts, Metal Mulisha gear, etc. I also noticed that every bro has this obsession with taking pictures on his camera phone. I mean really, how stupid is that? The picture is going to be so small and the camera has like a 2 second shutter speed.

I probably saw over 100 people with nautical stars tattooed on their bodies. Wow, real original ****head. Where did you come up with that one? Also, the people parked next to us showed up blasting the Kottonmouth Kings who were belting out another one of their retard anthems.

I've never seen so much stupid concentrated into such a small place.

If you are from California and would also like to vent on this subject, please do so.

OMG....you and I think alike...:wink: Those are the type of guys that used to try and run me off the road while leaving the track because they don't want you to cut in front of them or whatever, and then realize who i was and go "YO WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPP RONRONNNNNNNNNNN YOUR THE BEST YOOOO WAZZZZUUUPPP GREAT RACE TODAY ( even tho i had a ****ty race....lol) YYOOOOOO WAAZZZUZZUUPPP!" and then let me by....:wonder: Not to mention they probably don't even remember the race 'cause they were toasted all day :azz:

....haaahaaha...that's my 2 cents :good:

[d dogg]

and, you've got the guys with no shirts, tatted up, with their little girls attached to them. and they walk around like they're king sh**.

[Demon]

UGH Bros. I despise bros with their 909 trucks, straight bills, balck socks and Famous Stars and Straps shirts.

[IGASAURUS]

UGH Bros. I despise bros with their 909 trucks, straight bills, balck socks and Famous Stars and Straps shirts.

Don't hate because they're so crisp.

[devindavis410]

then they talk about how there "compound" is soo good and how they were throwing the sickest twitch status-whips off of it.

...and the jumps are like 20 feet, and if there really sick, they have a 45 foot double:rockon:

i hate the bro's that go to the local track with there rockstar'ed out honda 250 black cut fenders and do lil nac-nacs and goony whips, neither are sideways at all haha, once there was one of those at the track and i guess my friend tanner who rides pro joined them in a little fmx competition over a lil 20 ft table as a joke, i guess they took it all serious.. tanner did like can-cans and flat whips and completly sideways nac-nacs... made em look dumb.. haha

i just wanna smack em in the head (bro's)

oh yeah, bro hoe's are annoying when they think the 'main bro' is all cool and stuff, and you can jump a supercross triple and they wont look twice at you, because you dont have the "badass" bro-look :8/

i have a few friends that are kinda into moto and totally future bro's of america that are like my age... they just wear the crap, and then they have older brothers who are the "main bro's" .... i went to their compound with some guy i know, the jumps are small and crappy hahaha and the guy i went up there with ride like vet novice and isnt very good, and they were amazed at his riding ability, what if i went up there or something? not saying that in a ****y manor, but you know what i mean....

i like it when bro's wear FMF jackets and ill ask them what FMF is, and they'll not even know.. even funnier, when i see that i say "hey i sponsored by them!" and there like "whatever dude, yeah right:8/"

kinda off topic: i asked some girl wearing a fox shirt, "do you know what fox is?" and she said, "dont they make t-shirts and stuff?"
ahha

i get wayyy into posts like this and idk, waste of time i guess.. im just waiting for the post-race to show up :lol:

:confused:

[Aus_Rider_22]

I know what type of people you guys are referring to. :nuts:

Not many around here. I just when you see people walking around wearing Fox, Unit or some brand like that and you can tell they've never ridden a bike but think they're pretty hardcore! :lol::lol: :nuts:

[tobz173]

I know what type of people you guys are referring to. :nuts:

Not many around here. I just when you see people walking around wearing Fox, Unit or some brand like that and you can tell they've never ridden a bike but think they're pretty hardcore! :lol::lol: :nuts:


That is why i hate fox, you see ****heads like that were that sh*t everywhere.

[Aus_Rider_22]

Yep I know.

It's the reason why I don't like Fox as a brand and don't consider it being a "motocross brand" anymore. So many non-moto wear it its not even funny!

Its there own fault as they market it as a normal mainstream brand.

[PeterLemonjello]

It's a shame about Fox being worn by every man and his dog and being sold in surf shops because I've still got some 2001 360 gear that is still going strong...good quality, very well made (not sure on the quality now though).

[PeterLemonjello]

Bros?

http://www.bmusic.com.au/links/whatsnew/newsletters/archives/images/bros.jpg


:lol:

[LEE3383]

I get to see these punks sunday (if I go).

Not looking forward to that part.

[Ivar614]

Bro's are pretty rare around me. I just say the first one yesterday at the local race. I was looking at this chick and realized that her boyfriend was looking at me. I turned my attention to him and to my horror he had a popped collar, flat billed hat and "cool" sun glasses. I almost died of laughter.

[Sam137]

Bro's are pretty rare around me. I just say the first one yesterday at the local race. I was looking at this chick and realized that her boyfriend was looking at me. I turned my attention to him and to my horror he had a popped collar, flat billed hat and "cool" sun glasses. I almost died of laughter.

99% chance he wouldn't have **** about you looking at his girl.

Bros are badasses when they are in groups, but you find them alone and they will suck up to ya. this guy named drew thinks he is a badass with his bros look. He will talk **** to you all day long as long as his guys have got his back. I see him at walmart or mcdonalds occasionally and when i walk through the doors he either starts talking to me politely and shakes me hand or disappears.

[Sobbe]

Someone can post a pic of a "bro" haha

[mxdad172]

Someone can post a pic of a "bro" haha


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/11/14582769_896187be15.jpg

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/tipser_2006/mybros.jpg

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

http://www.vitalmx.com/images/photos/10005/627709348_1211789019.jpg

I see quite a few camera phones too :rockon:

[Sobbe]

hahah ok thankssssss..here in my country in spain there are "pokeros" or "canis" the same **** haha

http://sp2.fotologs.net/photo/34/63/94/post_moderno/1197112805_f.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1260/1058504807_a2bad1c0bb.jpg
lol they have fasts 50s :D

[DBerg649]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/tipser_2006/mybros.jpg


Lol, I was at a buddies house the other night and we were all having a few drinks and stuff, and unfortunately we had to watch these 13-16 y/o kids from Oklahoma City that thought they were OG's... dressed just like the homo's in the pic, haha.
Anyways, they were all talkin about how they are in a gang and will rob people for their gang so the "leader" or whatever could sell drugs. I told them, "I don't know how you kids in OK City do things, but here that's not cool. I mean the way it sounds to me is that you just hang out with a group of F*#k ups and you're actually just their b*#ch." I was layin in a hammock when I said it and one of them walked up and acted like he was gonna flip it over and after I told him to be smart or he'd be the one laid out on the ground, he just walked off and got quiet and his "bro's" didnt' say a damn thing, haha. I wouldn't have hit the kid, but I'd had no problem shoving his dumb ass off the porch and into a tree.

[jerseymx42]

You would hate to live in jersey then....... it's atrociously populated with bros and john gotti impersonators.

[Demon]

Ahh yes guidos, the east coast bros with thier spikey hair, bmw's, and henikens

[Motoxracer24]

john gotti impersonators.

"...jager bomb, jager bomb, jager bomb"

YouTube - My New Haircut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M)

[Jarid332]

You would hate to live in jersey then....... it's atrociously populated with bros
and john gotti impersonators.

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

[MotoSquid]

OMG....you and I think alike...:wink: Those are the type of guys that used to try and run me off the road while leaving the track because they don't want you to cut in front of them or whatever, and then realize who i was and go "YO WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPP RONRONNNNNNNNNNN YOUR THE BEST YOOOO WAZZZZUUUPPP GREAT RACE TODAY ( even tho i had a ****ty race....lol) YYOOOOOO WAAZZZUZZUUPPP!" and then let me by....:wonder: Not to mention they probably don't even remember the race 'cause they were toasted all day :azz:

....haaahaaha...that's my 2 cents :good:Haaaa thats funny. Its funny how all those guys are your buds and tell you how great you are even when you did ****y. I used to look at them and think, Hey dumbass did you see the race?

By the way, I have a black flat bill hat.

[offspring22]

Bros are the cancer killing:


Motocross
Southern California
Society


I loathe everything about bros. I really do. Luckily, bros are both stupid and...well nothing else. Just stupid. After they drain their bank accounts filling up there TOTALLY SICK DGAFWAGON, buying weed/Bud Light, and buying FUXIN BADASS DIRT BIKES, they'll either die or, at least, become immobile, preventing them from breeding.

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/tipser_2006/mybros.jpg

These kind of asshat's populate the high desert. They aren't even the real bros, they're the, "oh look guize a social group for me to fit into lol" kind of people. When each of those kids in that picture went home that night, their parents probably interrogated them with questions and threatened to take away their video games. One kid I knew in high school used to wear Abercrombie and Hollister and ****, then one day he showed up all 909fagged out and tried being "hard". Epic fail, considering when someone took his offer of fighting he cowered in fear.

As for Glen Helen, that's a bro haven, which is why I didn't even go. I think if that place exploded during the nationals, you'd kill off a good percentage of the bros in California.

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

At least they're not the rapist bros.

YouTube - Bro Rape: A Newsline Investigative Report (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8)

[Patrick]

I see quite a few camera phones too :rockon:

Perfect example, Zach. Thank you.

I saw these people. They were hanging out by the big triple all day. Please note the girl with the cigarette pack tucked into her boobs.

http://www.vitalmx.com/images/photos/10005/627097698_1211789166.jpg

Look at all the black clothing in this photo. Look along the fence and in the crowd. Those are bros.

http://www.vitalmx.com/images/photos/10005/627226548_1211789168.jpg

Factory Connection guys doing their best bro impression.

http://www2.worldpub.net/images/motocross/300-Glen_Helen08_Kick_11.JPG

[Demon]

Pat whats worse GH or Anaheim?

I think Anaheim is far worse for bros. Hell go to Huntington beach anytime summer for the bro invasion

[offspring22]

Why are the police outside?!?!?

[Patrick]

Pat whats worse GH or Anaheim?

I think Anaheim is far worse for bros. Hell go to Huntington beach anytime summer for the bro invasion

Definitely Anaheim, but I was shocked to see so many at GH. I hadn't been to the race since 2002, and I'm pretty sure the whole bro thing wasn't nearly as huge back then. Either that or I was too young to really notice. So yeah, it was pretty surprising.

[offspring22]

I think GH and Anaheim have an equal number of bros. It's a perspective thing. You're boxed into a stadium with them at Anaheim, whereas at Glen Helen they're spread all around.

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

Why are the police outside?!?!?It's not my fault if i wonder what they'd look like soapy...and wet

[Motoxracer24]

By the way, I have a black flat bill hat.

X 2
and I wear high black socks:uhoh:

[Patrick]

I'm going to call these two guys the nacho bros. Look at that perfectly synchronized nacho eating.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/patrickcarroll327/nachobros.jpg

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

I'm going to call these two guys the nacho bros. Look at that perfectly synchronized nacho eating.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/patrickcarroll327/nachobros.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAH

And all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving
They all do it the same
They all do it the same way

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

so much bro in such alittle area

[Lance131]

Last year i went to the GH national, within 30 min i started to notice that every third guy i saw was wearing black shorts, a black tee shirt, a black hat, black EVERYTHING, and as stated above they seem to think that they are the toughest SH** on earth. Them along with the infamous SRH crew. It seriously made me sick. Its bad for the sport and its abviouse they have little to no knowledge about the sport or what it represents. I really would never live in california for that reason. I could not stand the pure idiocy of those guys... not to mention they are the only ones that think they look like bad asses.

[Demon]

They are just dopey kids in 5 years it will be something else and they will be regretting their dumb tattoos. Remember LBZ? Some guy at my high school had an LBZ tattoo:pukeface: Now they are almost non existant. All this is just a white boy take on cholo style anyway.

[d dogg]

i was standing sorta near that guy with the white glasses and the cigarette bra chick. i remember wondering if you can honestly feel tough when youre impersonating travis barker and soulja boy at the same time. whatta homo.

[Tenacious K]

Don't really get to many "bro's" down here...But let me get this strait; a "bro" is someone who wears knee high socks, black shorts, black flat biller, black shirt, says "siiiiick" and "brah" a lot. Am i correct?

[offspring22]

One of my fondest memories of bros was a party I was at not too long ago.

Per usual, **** talking ensued (only it was between a girl who was at the party and another girl who was elsewhere. Text message battles are FIERCE :no:). Anyway, the chick elsewhere decided to come to the party to fight the other girl. The girl at the party agreed, and everyone got ready to watch dramatical theatrics. Soon thereafter, however, information began coming in: the girl was being accompanied by three dudes.

This was the catalyst the guys needed to get involved. They immediately stuck out their chests and started acting hard, talking about how they were "gonna kick some ass if anyone starts ****". I was prepared for massive lulz.

Eventually, the girl and her three escorts arrived. The tension in the room had skyrocketed, and a small group of scouts went outside to survey the new "guests".

The whole time, I'm watching how crazy the bros are getting; deep breaths, grinding their teeth, pounding their chests, and strategizing (which consisted mostly of "you guys got my back, right dog?"

Suddenly, the scouts returned, faces pale in terror.

"Two of the guys aren't that big but the other guy is huge!"

The bros shrugged it off. They felt they had strength in numbers on their side. They were wrong.

In through the door walks the aforementioned small guys. The bros began bracing for impact when the third, big dude showed up:

A 250 lb Mexican cage fighter with tattoos all over.

Within nanoseconds, the bros looked the other way and cowered in fear.

Unfortunately, no one got in a fight that night. The bros had just enough common sense to realize that no matter what, they were going to lose, and lose hard.

But yeah, moral of the story? Don't worry about bros, 99% of them will whimp out when it comes time to do something. :thumbsup:

[LEE3383]

LOL this thread is funny.

I think some of your are confusing "bros" with people who just dress with some style however. Motocross has its own fashion for sure.

There is a difference between some punk kids who think they are badass and somebody who likes black and flat billed hats.

Don't get too old on me guys. ;-)

[mx_guy]

LOL this thread is funny.

I think some of your are confusing "bros" with people who just dress with some style however. Motocross has its own fashion for sure.

There is a difference between some punk kids who think they are badass and somebody who likes black and flat billed hats.

Don't get too old on me guys. ;-)

I'm thinking the same thing. Hell, every person wearing a hat or a black t-shirt was circled in that picture, even some old fat guy with a fanny pack. I have a few flat billed hats and a pair of white oakleys , I guess I'm a "bro"?

[d dogg]

lol i was assuming that picture was a joke...

[offspring22]

We WOZ SOVIN THAT BOCON

[LEE3383]

We WOZ SOVIN THAT BOCON


:-D

That freaked me out for a second.

[Case]

LOL this thread is funny.

I think some of your are confusing "bros" with people who just dress with some style however. Motocross has its own fashion for sure.

There is a difference between some punk kids who think they are badass and somebody who likes black and flat billed hats.

Don't get too old on me guys. ;-)
Don't get too gay on us either! If you look the part......if the shoe fits.......ahh whatever, but I think you know what I'm talking about!:haha:

[Demon]

LEE I have seen your pics you are..............sit down





















A BRO

its okay we can work through this

[LEE3383]

LEE I have seen your pics you are..............sit down





















A BRO

its okay we can work through this

:lol:

No way man.... Im conservative and stylish. ;-)

I would dress like you but I can't find any overalls or suspenders around here. Where do you shop?

:-D

[aka.motopmp806]

im glad someone brought this up... I love so.cal for motocross but i hate it because of the bros that follow

[Kenny]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg



http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5903/guidooa4.jpg


You SoCal people better keep your damn bro's there. We're at full capacity with guido's here.

[sharkmx62]

There are quite a few bros where I live, but when I went to Colorado I was blown away. Bro city.

[Erichsen#229]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/R_Erichsen/Dante_lol.jpg

[offspring22]

Someone say guido?

**** is SO cash.

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/alittlekidsbike/1211784433840.jpg