Story: First time to a strip club

[goose]

So a buddy of mine was in town today and it is a snowy night in Syracuse. We didn't know what to do so as a joke I said lets hit a strip club. He was game as he had never been and neither had I so I was like f*ck it lets do it. Get to the club around 10 and it is empty except for two ******s decked out in fox and a pair of creepy old guys. We sit down and watch for a little bit before one of the dancers comes over and talks with us. She was cool, 19 and supposedly a student at the college I go to. We talk for a while and she goes off to talk to one of the creepsters as we aren't ready for our dance yet. literally 2 minutes later she comes back laughing saying that dude was weird and she didn't want him.

I am feeling comfortable so I start asking questions. Is it weird to dance for old guys like that, how did you start, do you have training courses. She was eating it up and enjoying the convo. I then ask whats the weirdest thing to happen. She tells me "I once had a guy who I went into the private room with who said he wanted to choke me and stick a knife in my vagina, I had security kick him out" I am laughing a little at this point. Still not ready she leaves us again.

Next up to bat comes this ugly hog she tries to get close and just comes out with "lets go to a room." I say no we just got here maybe later. She leaves. Five minutes later a new one tries. She jumps into the booth, is rubbing her hand all over me and all I have in my mind is her f'ed up belly button and flabby stomache wtf why are all the uglies coming over now that my hottie left. I figure I will be nice and I proceed to say "I don't want to lead you on, I am saving my chip for someone else." She gets up, gives me the nastiest look and walks out.

Natalia, comes back and starts talking again. I inform her that I will be taking her and I tell her to get this other chick for my friend. She turns out to be 25 and is banging hot. We get into the lapdance rooms and this Natalia chick starts doing her thing. She had a rocking bod and when her top came off I was getting interested. After some rubbing she proceeds to take off her bottoms and put her heel on my shoulder. Very interested now. more rubbing ensues including her bending over giving me full vantage of both holes. More rubbing and the time is over. I talk to my friend after to see if he got the full treatment. He said he didn't get the bottoms off but that I only got it because said stripper was kind of into me.

After tonight I would definitely say that although the place was pricey I will be going back to see Natalia sometime in the future. Ohh and Krusty if you read this man. I am sorry for flaunting an amazing night of puss. Your time will come man. Keep the faith

[Tenacious K]

haha sounds awesome. I'm def hitting one up on my 18th :D
Sounds like you got pretty lucky with Natalia, though. Can only imagine the kind of scabby muffin tops will prob be around for me lmao

[goose]

haha dude trust me there were some nasties. And there were these two who had tits smaller than me. They weren't really busy that night lol

[MrGolen]

"i remember my first beer" was the first quote that came to my mind. guys, these girls are into you because they want your money. the girl did a classic move of agreeing with you and making you feel like you were wanted. that is stripping 101, the first thing they learn to do. now that she did that, you are telling all of your buds about this one chick at so and so's place and they are going there, giving her money.

i bet you that if you offered her $500 to "party" after work she would take it.

[MrGolen]

ooo by the way. glad to see you had fun. just don't get suckered guy.

[sharkmx62]

"i remember my first beer" was the first quote that came to my mind. guys, these girls are into you because they want your money. the girl did a classic move of agreeing with you and making you feel like you were wanted. that is stripping 101, the first thing they learn to do. now that she did that, you are telling all of your buds about this one chick at so and so's place and they are going there, giving her money.

i bet you that if you offered her $500 to "party" after work she would take it.
Quoted for truth. It is their job to make you think they are into you. But odds are if they let you go further then others allow, they are somewhat interested, but remember she strips for a living. They are only into money, it is their one goal in life. If you go back and see her, test how much can happen when you dont whip out cash quickly.
Enjoy good sir!

[goose]

Hahaha no I understood quiet clear the objectives and afterward I felt a little cheated because I payed to tease myself but it was fun. I don't think I will be back anytime soon but if I do and she is there I will see how it goes when my wallet is shut

[valvesR4pussies]

Strippers, there so f*cking wiley.

[Demon]

Once you go to strip clubs in 3rd world countries American ones just aint the same

[Obarf]

Goose, if you really want to go see a circus freak show of a strip club in the Syracuse area, head up north to Fulton and hit up the strip club they have there. It was called "Studio 48" cause its on rt 48 but it is now called The Woosa lounge or some weird **** like that.

I went to college at Oswego State and we went down there one friday night out of boredom. It was one of the sickest things I've ever seen. First off, the girls were more worried about getting drinks instead of money. I had a chick come up and said that if I bought her a screw-driver, she'd take me in the back room for a private dance. I was like "No thanks". A while later, a drunk dude pukes on the floor right near the stage and without missing a beat, the 40+ year old stripper grabs a mop and starts mopping it up........still naked and still dancing. It was definitely an interesting experience. I never went back there throughout my whole 4 years in Oswego.

On a side note, after leaving that club that night, we stopped and had a beer at a NASCAR themed bar called the NASBAR. LOL that was a whole other story

[ryan_625]

Strippers, there so f*cking wiley.

so very true, i remember the first time a stripper hustled me. she was gorgeous with a rocking body and talked to me and my buddies for a while before she lead me back to the private rooms. my favorite thing about that story is that we went to the club after racing at a loretta lynns qualifier on a saturday night and still had sunday to ride

[goose]

Goose, if you really want to go see a circus freak show of a strip club in the Syracuse area, head up north to Fulton and hit up the strip club they have there. It was called "Studio 48" cause its on rt 48 but it is now called The Woosa lounge or some weird **** like that.

I went to college at Oswego State and we went down there one friday night out of boredom. It was one of the sickest things I've ever seen. First off, the girls were more worried about getting drinks instead of money. I had a chick come up and said that if I bought her a screw-driver, she'd take me in the back room for a private dance. I was like "No thanks". A while later, a drunk dude pukes on the floor right near the stage and without missing a beat, the 40+ year old stripper grabs a mop and starts mopping it up........still naked and still dancing. It was definitely an interesting experience. I never went back there throughout my whole 4 years in Oswego.

On a side note, after leaving that club that night, we stopped and had a beer at a NASCAR themed bar called the NASBAR. LOL that was a whole other story

Haha I have driven by there many times on my way to Thunder Alley. That place is a dump. I don't think I will ever be taking the trip out to Fulton. Something about backwoods hicks and strippers that doesn't mix right

[Case]

The quickest way to alot of strippers pants is coke, and I'm not talking the beverage! Take a good bit of that with you the next time you go and you will probably take a couple of them home....true story!:thumbsup::roflmao:

[sharkmx62]

The quickest way to alot of strippers pants is coke, and I'm not talking the beverage! Take a good bit of that with you the next time you go and you will probably take a couple of them home....true story!:thumbsup::roflmao:
quoted for truth.
Those chicks can party

[copsey]

Listen to the two above me. The chicks will suck you dry, in both a sexual and monetary sense.