Liar's posts

[Falcon991]

OK, so I have a good idea for a forum game. The posts where Devin and I were arguing about who had better MX experiences made me think about a game I used to play called Liar's poker. I've made it into a game we can all play.

Here are the rules:
1) Post something that may be true or may be a lie. For instance, I can say "I got knocked out at the World Mini in 1999." (True.) Or, "I slept with MC's sister in his box van" (false.)
2) Call out anyone who you think told a lie. You have to call the person out by quoting the post that you think is a lie.
3) If someone calls you out, you must admit if it was a lie.
4) If you catch someone in a lie, you win a point.
5) If you call someone out and the post was true, he or she wins a point.

For this to work, we must all be absolutely honest with each other when being called out.


I'll start:

I saw Blink 182 and NoDoubt when they were nobodies. I drank Heinekens backstage at Soma with them.

[Falcon991]

PS- points are worthless. Just for fun!

[jnickell]

I think that's true. You live in so cal where that kind of stuff is possible. AND, you are just about as old as I am and that would make you an adult when those 2 were first starting.

[Tenacious K]

I once hung with an Aus vet's champ/world GP winner (on a yzf450) for about two laps while on a kx85 weighing 200lbs at the time...

[valvesR4pussies]

I once hung with an Aus vet's champ/world GP winner (on a yzf450) for about two laps while on a kx85 weighing 200lbs at the time...

lie

[valvesR4pussies]

I landed a backflip on a snowboard my first try. After that I couldn't land it until after 3 more trips to the mountain

[sharkmx62]

I landed a backflip on a snowboard my first try. After that I couldn't land it until after 3 more trips to the mountain
true

[copsey]

I followed Emig over a 120 tabletop.

[Falcon991]

You don't have to confirm that someone else's post is true; only call him out if you think it's a lie. If you've been called out you have to own up to a lie or confirm it is truth.

I won the 1999 SMP Invitational over Billy Laninovich and Steve Eugenio at Barona Oaks.

[Case]

I won the 1999 SMP Invitational over Billy Laninovich and Steve Eugenio at Barona Oaks.
Lie, but only because it wasn't the so called "straight up"!:lol::lol::lol:

My sister is hot.

[sharkmx62]

I once had a stripper ask if I wanted to take a dump on her chest

[Case]

I once had a stripper ask if I wanted to take a dump on her chest
Cleveland Steamer? I'd have to call lie on that one!

[Falcon991]

Lie, but only because it wasn't the so called "straight up"!:lol::lol::lol:

My sister is hot.

Well, that's correct. Note, I didn't say I "beat" Laninovich and Eugenio!

[swedishfishmx]

I know Jeff Emig personally.

[ktmmcc82]

I've played hockey with the publisher of Racer X more than once.

[Party Boy]

I played Reflex online with J-Law and smoked the bastard.

[Fearo]

This thread is worthless without lies.

[sharkmx62]

Cleveland Steamer? I'd have to call lie on that one!
not a lie good sir

[valvesR4pussies]

true

Gotcha, total lie

[swedishfishmx]

I played Reflex online with J-Law and smoked the bastard.

False don't you have a ps3?...and if you have a 360 you're never in the battles we've had haha.

[ktmmcc82]

I'm still walking around on crutches.

[Case]

I'm still walking around on crutches.

lie! Unless you laid your crutches on the floor and are actually walking ON them!:wavey:

[ktmmcc82]

Heck yeah it's a lie!! Well it was true in the morning, then I went to PT got massaged and stretched did some exercises, then ice and stim. I left walking sans crutches!! It was fvcking awesome!!!

[copsey]

I've played hockey with the publisher of Racer X more than once.

true

[Derek]

I raced with Nicco Izzi.

[ktmmcc82]

I vote true, and I'm even going to guess it was at Red Bud. Heck you're both from Michigan.

[Derek]

Close...baja...

[swedishfishmx]

I got kicked out of the D.A.R.E. program as a kicked because I flashed a gang sign.

[757]

I had sex with a girl and her sister 6 years ago. And just recently rani into them again last week.

[odmxrls]

I farted loudly in a job interview with a female interviewer and still got the job.

[Party Boy]

I farted loudly in a job interview with a female interviewer and still got the job.

YouTube- ‪Step Brothers Fart Scene‬‎

But I'll say lie on that nonetheless.

False don't you have a ps3?...and if you have a 360 you're never in the battles we've had haha.

Haha no it's true. I don't know what gave you the impression that I had a PS3, my 360 gamertag is on my profile and every post I've ever made.:lol: I've never raced you online... add me!

[ktmmcc82]

Close...baja...

Darn. I was at Red Bud once when he was there. I think he was still an amateur, he still kicked everyones ass.

[swedishfishmx]

I had sex with my friends mom and a few of her mom's friends.

[odmxrls]

Mine was true. A company bought our company and I was interviewing for my job. I couldn't believe it happened, but I just kept talking and she acted like it didn't happen. :embarrassed: It was a stressful time for everyone. :lol:

[ktmmcc82]

I rode with Sebastian Tortelli.

[Tenacious K]

lieNo... He was showing his class (he takes riding lessons) the right lines around a particular session, and probably never noticed I was there, but it did happen...

[IGASAURUS]

I rode with Sebastian Tortelli.

Liar. I don't know why he would ride in your neck of the woods, but either way I don't believe you.

I won a grand in a Vegas poker tourney last November.

[Falcon991]

I had sex with my friends mom and a few of her mom's friends.

I'm calling you on this one. Lie!!!

[Falcon991]

I partied with Ron Lechein.

[jnickell]

I partied with Ron Lechein.


I'm calling BS on this one. You do live near him though, I'm still calling you out on this one. I feel like you would have mentioned this to me before.

[odmxrls]

John Dowd made a agressive pass when lapping me so I went to his pit and threatened to kick his ass.

[Party Boy]

John Dowd made a agressive pass when lapping me so I went to his pit and threatened to kick his ass.

I'll call you on that because I've never really seen Down ride aggressively even in the pro races, unless you were being an annoying lapper that wouldn't get out of the way.:lol:

My friend Dan did the same thing to Rodney Smith a few years ago after Dan passed Smith (cleanly, too) out at Club Moto then in the following corner Smith stuffed the hell out of him. So in the parking lot Dan went up to Smith and threatened to beat the hell out of him.

[Falcon991]

I'm calling BS on this one. You do live near him though, I'm still calling you out on this one. I feel like you would have mentioned this to me before.

Nope, it's true. The Maxima guys hung out with us Bel-Ray guys at the Tucker-Rocky show just a few weeks ago. :thumbsup:

[ktmmcc82]

Liar. I don't know why he would ride in your neck of the woods, but either way I don't believe you.

It's kinda like half true I guess now that I think about it. He was doing his Championship School thing with KTM during the dealer demo, so I was at the same track as him at the same time. But I was never on the track when he was, or at least we weren't close enough to each other for me to notice. He has some great style on the bike, even on the little dinky jumps on that track.

[DBerg649]

I got head from a drunk girl who ended up throwing up on my junk.

[DBerg649]

I´ve been 60 down the highway with no driver

[sharkmx62]

I got head from a drunk girl who ended up throwing up on my junk.
lie

[DanielleJo22]

Heck yeah it's a lie!! Well it was true in the morning, then I went to PT got massaged and stretched did some exercises, then ice and stim. I left walking sans crutches!! It was fvcking awesome!!!

it's amazing what a little ice and stim can do! :thumbsup:



My friend recently found a cap in her vagina.

[odmxrls]

I'll call you on that because I've never really seen Down ride aggressively even in the pro races, unless you were being an annoying lapper that wouldn't get out of the way.:lol:

My friend Dan did the same thing to Rodney Smith a few years ago after Dan passed Smith (cleanly, too) out at Club Moto then in the following corner Smith stuffed the hell out of him. So in the parking lot Dan went up to Smith and threatened to beat the hell out of him.
It was a lie, but based on something I heard did happen. A vet class B rider didn't like the way he passed him so went to his pit and said something on the lines of - you may be a big shot and can beat me on the track, but I'll beat you in the pits. I didn't see it and don't know if it really happened, but I wouldn't put it pass this guy.

[jnickell]

Nope, it's true. The Maxima guys hung out with us Bel-Ray guys at the Tucker-Rocky show just a few weeks ago. :thumbsup:

NICE... Glad it was true. That had to be a kick in the pants.

[Falcon991]

NICE... Glad it was true. That had to be a kick in the pants.

Yeah, Ronnie had a few good stories about the 1980's trophy girls. :-D

[DBerg649]

lie

Haha, you are correct sir... I just felt like other peoples lies seemed a little lame, thought I´d try to liven it up a little :lol:

[ryan_625]

Ive legitimately passed Jessica Patterson

[Falcon991]

I shook Gwen Stefani's hand and she wouldn't let go.

[sharkmx62]

I once was in a race, me and another rider collided midair. He broke multiple bones, collapsed a lung, and bit off his tongue. I got a small bruise

[odmxrls]

Ive legitimately passed Jessica Patterson
I'm going to call that, only because I don't know why she would be racing you.

[IGASAURUS]

It's kinda like half true I guess now that I think about it. He was doing his Championship School thing with KTM during the dealer demo, so I was at the same track as him at the same time. But I was never on the track when he was, or at least we weren't close enough to each other for me to notice. He has some great style on the bike, even on the little dinky jumps on that track.

Sounds like +1 for me! :clap:

[ryan_625]

I'm going to call that, only because I don't know why she would be racing you.

It actually happened. I was in Texas the winter of 08 and my friend Sean who rides pro and I were doing a moto and she was on the track. It definitely seemed like a race pace when we caught up to her

[Falcon991]

Ryan, you must be faster than I am, because I got passed by Tatum Sik at a race. The Vets and Women left the gate at the same time, and three laps later, here she comes. And thereeeee she goooooes. :embarrassed:

[ktmmcc82]

I used to be on 2 other boards with Tatum Sik, and almost interviewed her.

[ryan_625]

Ryan, you must be faster than I am, because I got passed by Tatum Sik at a race. The Vets and Women left the gate at the same time, and three laps later, here she comes. And thereeeee she goooooes. :embarrassed:

I am no national pro but I thought I was okay at my peak, which sadly came at 20 :puppydog:

[DD410]

James Stewart and I passed back and forth at GH, he was just cruising looking at the track, but i still passed him.

[ryan_625]

James Stewart and I passed back and forth at GH, he was just cruising looking at the track, but i still passed him.

its true yeah?
wasnt there a ful readup on this in the mx/sx section? :facepalm:

[DD410]

I holeshotted Brady Kiesel at a Ponca Qualifier at Perris.

[odmxrls]

I helped train German fighter pilots.

[valvesR4pussies]

I used to be on 2 other boards with Tatum Sik, and almost interviewed her.

lie.... haha

[ktmmcc82]

lie.... haha


Hahaha, man I didn't even realized until after I posted that, that it just sounded like I was making another post in the thread. But yeah, she's pretty chill. I thiiiink she used to race BMX too, unless I'm confusing her with another girl.... who I think is named Erica now that I think about it.... Man I need to stop getting concussions.

[Sheriff]

I helped train German fighter pilots.

Lie.

I just had to score a point:lol:

[jnickell]

I watched Jean Michele Bayle endo his Works RC125 and break his arm in person.

[odmxrls]

Lie.

I just had to score a point:lol:
Technically I did. As part of a Allied training mission I flew with the 100th refueling squadron and we practiced in-flight refueling with some German F4s over Germany, at night. Cool stuff.

Right place at the right time. Some interesting history there to. The 100th is from the original "bloody 100th" bomber squadron. Some history there between them and German fighters. :-D

[Sheriff]

Technically I did. As part of a Allied training mission I flew with the 100th refueling squadron and we practiced in-flight refueling with some German F4s over Germany, at night. Cool stuff.

Right place at the right time. Some interesting history there to. The 100th is from the original "bloody 100th" bomber squadron. Some history there between them and German fighters. :-D

Cool. I thought WWII for some reason.

[O'Brien#12]

i am a british playboy on par with Hugh Hefner!! :D

[Falcon991]

i am a british playboy on par with Hugh Hefner!! :D
Lie! Where's your magazine?


Funny story: I was the one who introduced Ryan Dungey to Britney Spears' little sister.

[Falcon991]

Nobody's gonna bite on that one??? Come on, that was a whopper! :lol:

[Sheriff]

Nobody's gonna bite on that one??? Come on, that was a whopper! :lol:

Because it was too easy. Dungey's probably still a virgin, so he has no chance with BS's sister :rotfl:

[Sam137]

I brushed shoulder with bubba three years ago at LL in front of the moto tees trailer.

[ktmmcc82]

I raced the Indy SX.

[DD410]

I was on the SX Live webcast. (not personally, but i had a full 30 seconds of him talking about me)

true? false?

[sharkmx62]

I was on the SX Live webcast. (not personally, but i had a full 30 seconds of him talking about me)

true? false?
true

At the Vegas ANAC, the announcer predicted that I would win