Guidos Unleash Secret Weapon Against Bro's....

[offspring22]

For the "stupidest clique of abject retards in Amerca" contest.

ABC News: Newest Club Drug: Preparation H (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/SkinCare/story?id=4966867&page=1)

[ToothlessCarnie]

I'm going to have to say. Damn they are GENIUSES!

[757]

YouTube - My New Haircut (Funniest Video On Youtube) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0c0DOLrsw)

[Patrick]

I like the FSM smilies in your sig.

YouTube - My New Haircut


That vid is ace.

[offspring22]

FSM is my official smiley. :D

To be as cool as me, just type :​o22:

:o22:

[O'Brien#12]

hahaha Flying spaghetti monster!!!!

How i praise thee!

[Demon]

hahaha Flying spaghetti monster!!!!

How i praise thee!

type:-obrien-: without the -

:obrien:

[Aus_Rider_22]

haha didn't realise it was obrien in it!

:obrien:

[O'Brien#12]

:obrien:

[O'Brien#12]

Hahahahah thats sooo cool!!!

:demon:

[offspring22]

:o22:


A challenger appears.

[IGASAURUS]

:IG:

[Patrick]

This is my official smilie :patrick:

Haha.

[offspring22]

:hijack:

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[MX113]

Did anyone else read the blog cited in the article? The blogger is a bouncer. You have to skip through all the semi-sentimental bull-**** to read any posts about "bouncing", but I thought it was hilarious. These guys act like they're tougher than Al Capone yet all their stories involve beating up fake gangsters from, of all places, Long Island.

Even more astonishing is that the kids from Long Island, drunk or sober, actually try to fight the bouncers. I'm not a small dude , six foot four/210 pounds (not a giant, but I can certainly hold my own), and I would never dream of attempting to fight a bouncer. You can't win, there are simply more of them. I just don't understand it.

What ever happened to going to a seedy bar and getting drunk with your 'mates? When did the definition of a good time become packing yourself into - and paying hundreds if dollars for the chance, no less - a crowded New York club

[Demon]

Did anyone else read the blog cited in the article? The blogger is a bouncer. You have to skip through all the semi-sentimental bull-**** to read any posts about "bouncing", but I thought it was hilarious. These guys act like they're tougher than Al Capone yet all their stories involve beating up fake gangsters from, of all places, Long Island.

Even more astonishing is that the kids from Long Island, drunk or sober, actually try to fight the bouncers. I'm not a small dude , six foot four/210 pounds (not a giant, but I can certainly hold my own), and I would never dream of attempting to fight a bouncer. You can't win, there are simply more of them. I just don't understand it.

What ever happened to going to a seedy bar and getting drunk with your 'mates? When did the definition of a good time become packing yourself into - and paying hundreds if dollars for the chance, no less - a crowded New York clubI don't know about the clubs over there but over here they are filled with good looking women in very little clothing that are extremely drunk and horny. That should answer your question.

[offspring22]

I don't know about the clubs over there but over here they are filled with good looking women in very little clothing that are extremely drunk and horny. That should answer your question.

Another reason why the West Coast is better.

[Old-skull]

I wish they would all just die. More room for the "real" animals out on LI. Not those orange air stealers.

[MX113]

I don't know about the clubs over there but over here they are filled with good looking women in very little clothing that are extremely drunk and horny. That should answer your question.

We have them over here too - except we call them sluts. I don't know about you, but preying on extremely drunk and horny women seems a little desperate and pathetic to me.

[IGASAURUS]

Are lions desperate and pathetic? I call them savage beasts and kings of the jungle...

[O'Brien#12]

Hahahahaha that is the best validation of "sharking" that i have ever heard...sooo poetic! :-D

[IGASAURUS]

:thumbsup:

[offspring22]

IG for president.

[MX113]

Are lions desperate and pathetic? I call them savage beasts and kings of the jungle...

Fine, I concede. But next time you "prey" on a drunk girl, you must eat her head at the end of the night - just like the lion would. ;-)