Now accepting applications...

[DanielleJo22]

My best friend just left for Spain today and will be gone the whole summer, so i am now looking for someone to fill the position.

must be:
sarcastic
bitter
able to make jokes at extremely inapropriate times
able to put up with my lack of emotion

So if you think youre up for the job, let me know.






lol but seriously, its gonna be a long summer. :frown:

[offspring22]

I'll be your friend. My rates are easy and affordable. M-Th: $10/hr. Fri: $15/hr. Sat: $25/hr. Sun: $50/hr. (Increased price due to damage control from Friday/Saturday nights)

[DanielleJo22]

haha damn, youre expensive!

but you wouldnt have to worry too much about damage control. unless a guy tried throwing a beer at me like one did a couple weekends ago. then you might have to hold me back. :lol:

[odeezie]

I would take this position so I could get closer to Rman!!!

Signed,

Krusty

[Case]

My best friend has been in Fiji for a year and only able to come back for a couple of weeks. She will be here for a month around August, but then back there until January. I miss her!:puppydog: It kind sucks but you'll get by. She bought me a webcam on my birthday(I never saw a need for one before) so we could talk for free on skype, and that helps if you two can do that. Good luck Daniele!

And if you ever need anyone to make jokes at the inappropriate time let me know, I'm good at that!:lol::lol:

[Jarid332]

Riot!!!!!!

[odeezie]

Case is right Danielle....get a webcam. :thumbsup:

<searching for mod that allows streaming webcam video on forum>

;-):-P:lol::thumbsup:

[offspring22]

Fine, fine, I'll give you the RonRon discount. Take 20% off of all those rates. :-D

I'm good at holding people back. And calming down. I'm also great with cops.

[odeezie]

I'm good at holding people back. And calming down. I'm also great with cops.

Translation: I never go premature, I prefer the group thing, and I am fond of handcuffs.

[ToothlessCarnie]

I can be your pool boy if you get me a sweet banana hammock. Pay me in tacos

[odeezie]

I can be your pool boy if you get me a sweet banana hammock. Pay me in tacos

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2025148543

[Demon]

You can get friends at the Home Depot parking lot for like 5 bucks and hour and they can build you a deck.

[DanielleJo22]

My best friend has been in Fiji for a year and only able to come back for a couple of weeks. She will be here for a month around August, but then back there until January. I miss her!:puppydog: It kind sucks but you'll get by. She bought me a webcam on my birthday(I never saw a need for one before) so we could talk for free on skype, and that helps if you two can do that. Good luck Daniele!

And if you ever need anyone to make jokes at the inappropriate time let me know, I'm good at that!:lol::lol:

haha, yeah i dont think id ever have to ask you to make innappropriate jokes. you do a pretty good job of that on your own. :lol:

[offspring22]

Translation: I never go premature, I prefer the group thing, and I am fond of handcuffs.

Translation: I'm better than Derek.

[O'Brien#12]

Yeah you just summed me up!!! :-D

I have a gift for inadvertantly causing trouble with my ill timed humour!
I think that would be cool!!

Got any forms to fill in?

[MrGolen]

i will throw in free massages. foot, back, etc...

[IGASAURUS]

You forgot chest massages!

[MrGolen]

you bring them with the idea of them getting the only pleasure then when you got them hooked it is your turn... i mean, come on dude, grow up haha

[DanielleJo22]

Yeah you just summed me up!!! :-D

I have a gift for inadvertantly causing trouble with my ill timed humour!
I think that would be cool!!

Got any forms to fill in?

yeah, theres a couple forms but not many. just the standard ones to make sure you dont sleep with any guys im seeing and that youre there to hold my hair back when im puking, etc. ya know, the usual. :lol:

and Golen that sounds like a good plan. im always the one giving the massages in the training room so im never on the receiving end. :frown: :lol:

[MrGolen]

i can free up my summer (quit job)

Next move is yours. haha

[KTM229]

Im hung like a horse. am I in?

[DanielleJo22]

hmm....depends how old you are.

[MrGolen]

it would be useless being hung like a horse. the only girls that would accept the size would give you some crazy stds

[MotoSquid]

My best friend just left for Spain today and will be gone the whole summer, so i am now looking for someone to fill the position.

must be:
sarcastic
bitter
able to make jokes at extremely inapropriate times
able to put up with my lack of emotion

So if you think youre up for the job, let me know.
:frown: I am your man, I am sarcastic. I am bitter, I make jokes all the time and emotions are overrated so its all good.

One request from me is, you have be down with giving up the goods when ever needed. It will be strictly emotionless, but fun, gauranteed.

[offspring22]

I am your man, I am sarcastic. I am bitter, I make jokes all the time and emotions are overrated so its all good.

One request from me is, you have be down with giving up the goods when ever needed. It will be strictly emotionless, but fun, gauranteed.

He's lying.

I'm the best.
http://www.greatplacetowork-conference.com/images/speaker/136.jpg
I guarantee it.

[KTM229]

hmm....depends how old you are.

old enough.
old enough for what?
old enough to party.

[Triple Five]

My best friend has been in Fiji for a year and only able to come back for a couple of weeks. She will be here for a month around August, but then back there until January. I miss her!:puppydog: It kind sucks but you'll get by. She bought me a webcam on my birthday(I never saw a need for one before) so we could talk for free on skype, and that helps if you two can do that. Good luck Daniele!

And if you ever need anyone to make jokes at the inappropriate time let me know, I'm good at that!:lol::lol:


God damn! When I was in middle school we only went to museums and **** on field trips. I can't imagine Fiji! :puppydog::puppydog::puppydog:

[Triple Five]

I'll apply for the job but unlike Odeezie I don't offer HJ's or BJ's. I can however throw in the occasional ZJ if you have the money.

[odeezie]

I'll apply for the job but unlike Odeezie I don't offer HJ's or BJ's. I can however throw in the occasional ZJ if you have the money.

You need to learn not to be bitter. Just because Derek left a bad taste in your mouth doesnt mean you have to withdraw and not give out the HJ's or BJ's anymore.

[offspring22]

I'll throw in the MJ.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w99/Beckieluv1/michael_jordan.jpg

[Sheriff]

I was gonna try to convince you, but I gotta admit, Mr. McGourty is simply the best choice on here considering your criteria.

[DanielleJo22]

I am your man, I am sarcastic. I am bitter, I make jokes all the time and emotions are overrated so its all good.

One request from me is, you have be down with giving up the goods when ever needed. It will be strictly emotionless, but fun, gauranteed.

eh, im not sure about that squid. i usually make a point to not have casual emotionless sex with my best friend.
i usually draw the line at spooning and boob groping....which could be an issue with your lack-o-boobs :lol:

[Case]

haha, yeah i dont think id ever have to ask you to make innappropriate jokes. you do a pretty good job of that on your own. :lol:
It's a rare quality to not really give a damn what people think, but I've got it down pretty good these days. Wanna make out?:lol:

PS Spooning leads to forking!;-)

[offspring22]

It's a rare quality to not really give a damn what people think, but I've got it down pretty good these days. Wanna make out?:lol:

PS Spooning leads to forking!;-)

And forking leads to knifing.

At least in South Central LA.

[jnickell]

And forking leads to knifing.

At least in South Central LA.

Hmmm, I actually think you have that wrong. Didn't you mean Brentwood?

[offspring22]

Hmmm, I actually think you have that wrong. Didn't you mean Brentwood?

http://www.foxnews.com/images/308984/0_61_simpson_oj.jpg

I wouldn't joke about something like that, jnick...

[Demon]

I'll be your friend all I need in return is for you to slap Derek in the back of the head 3 times a week.

[DanielleJo22]

I'll be your friend all I need in return is for you to slap Derek in the back of the head 3 times a week.


as if i dont do that already :8/

[offspring22]

Come to California and I'll be your friend. You can stay at this snazzy beach home I'm currently at.

[MotoSquid]

eh, im not sure about that squid. i usually make a point to not have casual emotionless sex with my best friend.
i usually draw the line at spooning and boob groping....which could be an issue with your lack-o-boobs :lol:
So you want all the advantages of this socalled friendship but are not willing to give in return? WOW we are perfect for each other.

By the way the sex doesnt have to be emotionless just everything else.

[DanielleJo22]

So you want all the advantages of this socalled friendship but are not willing to give in return? WOW we are perfect for each other.

By the way the sex doesnt have to be emotionless just everything else.

:lol::lol:

alright, alright. just as long as you dont make it awkward.

[MotoSquid]

:lol::lol:

alright, alright. just as long as you dont make it awkward.
Just as long as you dont make me snuggle.

[DanielleJo22]

haha, deal.

[UpTiTe]

you seem like a smart girl do yourself a favor and dont fall victim to the squid.

[Sheriff]

I think it's actually the squid who is falling victim to her. A girl NEVER has sex with her best friend unless she is on the rebound and doesn't want him as a friend anymore.

[DanielleJo22]

I think it's actually the squid who is falling victim to her. A girl NEVER has sex with her best friend unless she is on the rebound and doesn't want him as a friend anymore.

well ive never had sex with my best friend before so i guess i wouldnt know....:lol:

[O'Brien#12]

I have an idea.....why don't all of us here on Ronron be your best friend while your "real life" best mate is away??

Just an idea

[MrGolen]

I have an idea.....why don't all of us here on Ronron be your best friend while your "real life" best mate is away??

Just an idea

Sounds too simple of a plan to work.

[offspring22]

I have an idea.....why don't all of us here on Ronron be your best friend while your "real life" best mate is away??

Just an idea

Terrible idea.

[Demon]

none of you can be her friend this was all a test and you all failed epically. Danielle's true best friend would of called her a loser for soliciting a new best friend, then a sarcastic exchange would of ensued, then they would of brushed each others hair and laughed merrily at all the silly boys tripping over themselves trying to win their appproval .

[offspring22]

Danielle, you're a loser for soliciting a new best friend.

I await the forthcoming sarcastic exchange. Did I mention earlier that I have a hair brush at the ready?
:smiley:

[Demon]

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/c3922e57/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

[MrGolen]

haha, Demon you are on top of the situation.

[Case]

none of you can be her friend this was all a test and you all failed epically. Danielle's true best friend would of called her a loser for soliciting a new best friend, then a sarcastic exchange would of ensued, then they would of brushed each others hair and laughed merrily at all the silly boys tripping over themselves trying to win their appproval .
I told her to get a web cam so they could talk, then asked her to make out in my next post for the hell of it. I wasn't trying to be her friend at all, was that a fail too?:roflmao:

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

This board never ceases to amaze me. I bet the majority of you have never even seen this girl but because she has a vagina you're all over it:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Case]

This board never ceases to amaze me. I bet the majority of you have never even seen this girl but because she has a vagina you're all over it:lol::lol::lol::lol:
I've seen pics and it's hard to believe her and Rman are related!:thumbsup::lol::roflmao::lol:

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

I've seen pics and it's hard to believe her and Rman are related!:thumbsup::lol::roflmao::lol:Haha yeah i don't see the resemblance.

[odeezie]

This board never ceases to amaze me. I bet the majority of you have never even seen this girl but because she has a vagina you're all over it:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I've seen pics and it's hard to believe her and Rman are related!:thumbsup::lol::roflmao::lol:

Case is 100% right. :lol::thumbsup:

[DanielleJo22]

none of you can be her friend this was all a test and you all failed epically. Danielle's true best friend would of called her a loser for soliciting a new best friend, then a sarcastic exchange would of ensued, then they would of brushed each others hair and laughed merrily at all the silly boys tripping over themselves trying to win their appproval .


:lol::lol: pretty much dead on minus the brushing of the hair part.

[Crash11]

I've seen pics and it's hard to believe her and Rman are related!:thumbsup::lol::roflmao::lol:
Obviously you haven't traveled through Perry, MI. The gene pool isn't very "diversified". Everybody is related.

[Demon]

Obviously you haven't traveled through Perry, MI. The gene pool isn't very "diversified". Everybody is related.
He is from Texas his family tree doesn't exactly branch.

[DanielleJo22]

Obviously you haven't traveled through Perry, MI. The gene pool isn't very "diversified". Everybody is related.

hey now.... just because my family makes up 75% of perry doesnt mean anything.:confused: :lol:

[Crash11]

hey now.... just because my family makes up 75% of perry doesnt mean anything.:confused: :lol:
Perry, Michigan

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Location of Perry, Michigan Coordinates: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Erioll_world.svg/18px-Erioll_world.svg.png42°49′35″N 84°13′14″W / 42.82639, -84.22056 (http://toolserver.org/%7Emagnus/geo/geohack.php?pagename=Perry%2C_Michigan&params=42_49_35_N_84_13_14_W_type:city) Country (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries) United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) State (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_divisions_of_the_United_States) Michigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan) County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_counties_in_Michigan) Shiawassee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiawassee_County%2C_Michigan) Area (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area) - Total 2.9 sq mi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_mile) (7.5 km² (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_kilometer)) - Land 2.9 sq mi (7.4 km²) - Water 0.1 sq mi (0.2 km²) Elevation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevation) 889 ft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_%28unit_of_length%29) (271 m (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre)) Population (2000 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Census%2C_2000)) - Total 2,065 - Density (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_density) 724.1/sq mi (279.6/km²) Time zone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_zone) Eastern (EST) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Eastern_Time_Zone) (UTC-5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTC-5)) - Summer (DST (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time)) EDT (UTC-4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTC-4)) ZIP code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZIP_code) 48872 Area code(s) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_numbering_plan) 517 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_code_517) FIPS code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Information_Processing_Standard) 26-63700[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry,_Michigan#cite_note-GR2-0) GNIS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_Names_Information_System) feature ID 0634666[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry,_Michigan#cite_note-GR3-1) Perry is a city in Shiawassee County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiawassee_County%2C_Michigan) in the U.S. state (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._state) of Michigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan). The population was 2,065 at the 2000 census (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Census%2C_2000). The city is located within Perry Township (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry_Township%2C_Michigan).

[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Perry%2C_Michigan&action=edit&section=1)] Geography

According to the United States Census Bureau (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Census_Bureau), the city has a total area of 2.9 square miles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_mile) (7.5 km² (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Km%C2%B2)), of which, 2.8 square miles (7.4 km²) of it is land and 0.1 square miles (0.2 km²) of it (2.06%) is water.

[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Perry%2C_Michigan&action=edit&section=2)] Demographics

As of the census (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Census)[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry,_Michigan#cite_note-GR2-0) of 2000, there were 2,065 people, 748 households, and 563 families residing in the city. The population density (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_density) was 724.1 per square mile (279.8/km²). There were 784 housing units at an average density of 274.9/sq mi (106.2/km²). The racial makeup of the city was 97.82% White (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.19% African American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.44% Native American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.39% Asian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.05% from other races (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_%28United_States_Census%29), and 1.11% from two or more races. Hispanic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispanic_%28U.S._Census%29) or Latino (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latino_%28U.S._Census%29) of any race were 0.73% of the population.
There were 748 households out of which 42.1% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 56.3% were married couples (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage) living together, 14.2% had a female householder with no husband present, and 24.7% were non-families. 21.7% of all households were made up of individuals and 7.9% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 2.73 and the average family size was 3.16.
In the city the population was spread out with 30.7% under the age of 18, 7.5% from 18 to 24, 32.6% from 25 to 44, 21.0% from 45 to 64, and 8.3% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 33 years. For every 100 females there were 88.6 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 86.9 males.
The median income for a household in the city was $45,179, and the median income for a family was $48,977. Males had a median income of $38,587 versus $26,250 for females. The per capita income (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_capita_income) for the city was $16,769. About 3.4% of families and 5.7% of the population were below the poverty line (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_line), including 4.5% of those under age 18 and 18.5% of those age 65 or over.
Coordinates (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_coordinate_system): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Erioll_world.svg/18px-Erioll_world.svg.png42°49′35″N, 84°13′10″W (http://toolserver.org/%7Emagnus/geo/geohack.php?pagename=Perry%2C_Michigan&params=42_49_35_N_84_13_10_W_type:city_region:US-MI)

[O'Brien#12]

Wow perry sounds nice!!!

I like little places, more intimate! :-D

[Demon]

Dude its in Michigan!!! People in Somalia and Ethipoia send food and money to Michigan.

[BoBbA]

For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 86.9 males.


No wonder you all want to live there :D

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 86.9 males.


No wonder you all want to live there :DYeah but unfortunately i'd imagine those males have met the females before, like at family functions.

[BoBbA]

Exactly why they need import man-meat right ;):eww:
hahaha but I guess your right.. ahh the shame in it:puppydog:

[Derek]

Yeah but unfortunately i'd imagine those males have met the females before, like at family functions.

hoooo....ooohhhh....good one.

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

hoooo....ooohhhh....good one.I'm nothing if not witty and original.

[DanielleJo22]

Dude its in Michigan!!! People in Somalia and Ethipoia send food and money to Michigan.

:puppydog:

are we really that bad? :frown:

and tubesteak, we didnt have that hard of a time finding ppl to date that weren't family. the real issue was finding someone with prospects of any kind. :lol:

[MrGolen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Rockingham-Danville-NH.png/250px-Rockingham-Danville-NH.png
Location in Rockingham County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockingham_County%2C_New_Hampshire), New Hampshire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hampshire) Coordinates: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Erioll_world.svg/18px-Erioll_world.svg.png42°54′45″N 71°07′28″W / 42.9125, -71.12444 (http://toolserver.org/%7Emagnus/geo/geohack.php?pagename=Danville%2C_New_Hampshire&params=42_54_45_N_71_07_28_W_type:city) Country (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries) United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) State (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_divisions_of_the_United_States) New Hampshire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hampshire) County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_counties_in_New_Hampshire) Rockingham (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockingham_County%2C_New_Hampshire) Incorporated (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incorporation_%28municipal_government%29) 1760 Government - Board of Selectmen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Board_of_Selectmen) Russell Pouliot, Chairman
Robert Moore
John Russo
Shawn O'Neil
Joe Luna Area (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area) - Total 11.9 sq mi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_mile) (30.8 km² (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_E8_m%C2%B2)) - Land 11.7 sq mi (30.3 km²) - Water 0.2 sq mi (0.5 km²) 1.68% Elevation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevation) 203 ft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_%28unit_of_length%29) (62 m (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre)) Population (2000) - Total 4,023 - Density (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_density) 343.6/sq mi (132.6/km²) Time zone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_zone) Eastern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Standard_Time_Zone) (UTC-5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTC-5)) - Summer (DST (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time)) Eastern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Daylight_Time_Zone) (UTC-4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTC-4)) ZIP code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZIP_code) 03819 Area code(s) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_numbering_plan) 603 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_code_603)
History

Originally a parish of Kingston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingston%2C_New_Hampshire), it was chartered in 1760 as Hawke, after Admiral Sir Edward Hawke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Hawke). The town was renamed in 1836 after early settlers, at least three of whom had been named Daniel.

[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Danville%2C_New_Hampshire&action=edit&section=2)] Geography

According to the United States Census Bureau (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Census_Bureau), the town has a total area of 11.9 square miles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_mile) (31 km² (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_kilometre)), of which 11.7 sq mi (30 km²) is land and 0.2 sq mi (0.52 km²) is water, comprising 1.68% of the town. The highest named summit in Danville is Rock Rimmon Hill, with an elevation greater than 350 feet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_%28length%29) (110 m (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre)) above sea level (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level) on the town's eastern border. An unnamed hill on the town's western border also tops 350 feet. The southern two-thirds of Danville lies within the Merrimack River (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrimack_River) watershed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drainage_basin), and the northern third is in the Piscataqua River (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piscataqua_River) (Coastal) watershed.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danville%2C_New_Hampshire#cite_note-watershed-0)

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Danville Town Hall


As of the census (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Census)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danville%2C_New_Hampshire#cite_note-GR2-1) of 2000, there were 4,023 people, 1,428 households, and 1,122 families residing in the town. The population density (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_density) was 343.6 people per square mile (132.6/km²). There were 1,479 housing units at an average density of 126.3/sq mi (48.8/km²). The racial makeup of the town was 97.59% White (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.57% African American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.27% Native American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.35% Asian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.02% Pacific Islander (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Islander_%28U.S._Census%29), 0.30% from other races (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_%28United_States_Census%29), and 0.89% from two or more races. Hispanic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispanic_%28U.S._Census%29) or Latino (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latino_%28U.S._Census%29) of any race were 0.85% of the population.
There were 1,428 households out of which 42.3% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 68.3% were married couples (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage) living together, 6.8% had a female householder with no husband present, and 21.4% were non-families. 16.5% of all households were made up of individuals and 4.1% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 2.82 and the average family size was 3.18.
In the town the population was spread out with 29.2% under the age of 18, 4.4% from 18 to 24, 37.0% from 25 to 44, 22.2% from 45 to 64, and 7.1% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 35 years. For every 100 females there were 104.7 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 101.5 males.
The median income for a household in the town was $57,287, and the median income for a family was $63,239. Males had a median income of $45,122 versus $29,351 for females. The per capita income (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_capita_income) for the town was $22,152. About 3.2% of families and 4.0% of the population were below the poverty line (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_line), including 5.5% of those under age 18 and 8.4% of those age 65 or over.

[O'Brien#12]

Dude its in Michigan!!! People in Somalia and Ethipoia send food and money to Michigan.
I'm sorry i don't know the geography of America very well....sounded nice though!

I like little places......that way i can be a big fish! :-D

[Demon]

Michigan isn't to bad kind of like industrial England, I'll break it down for you. RMan, DJ, and Odeezie are Geordies and Crash11 is a Mackem. Oh and stay away from Detroit its full of Scousers, they'll nick your car, house, and everything else














See football explains the world :cheers:

[Crash11]

RMan, DJ, and Odeezie are Geordies and Crash11 is a Mackem. Oh and stay away from Detroit its full of Scousers, they'll nick your car, house, and everything elseO'Brien......translate.

[O'Brien#12]

Hahahaha
Well.....It's quite hard to explain to someone who hasn't experienced any first hand, It's basically regional stereotypes, In lock stock for instance the two "scousers" are from liverpool. They are stereotyped as thieves with no morals. They wear 80's shell suits and have bad hair.

[Tyler4]

Dude, Lock Stock was an awesome movie.

[O'Brien#12]

exactley....the two that rob the stately manor are scousers. The rest are ****ney wide boys there is two stereotypes for you! :D

[Demon]

"Shotguns? You mean like guns that fire shot?"

[O'Brien#12]

"you should see what they have done to my mans hair!!!!"
*Terry....terry, if you can hear me, get back in the car mate*

[Demon]

Scouser protest

YouTube - liverpool protest against american owners vs barnsley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnC6lX8BGm8)

[O'Brien#12]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNQrgeCYcG4