It's my brothers 18th birthday today. [Archive]

devindavis410

06-05-2008, 03:06 PM

now you can have him arrested when he beats you up

im 15, and he hooked up with a chick thats 15. unfair?
i dont know, im trying to get this really hot chick to hang out with me, he said i couldnt have her..

and about an hour ago i told my brother "**** you, your 18 now, she's illegal, she's all mine":lol:

Tubesteak Cowboy

06-05-2008, 03:59 PM

Get him to buy you blunts

MrGolen

06-05-2008, 04:25 PM

i heard Snuff is popular with you youngsters these days.

KTM229

06-05-2008, 04:27 PM

Whats Rhinos?

Tubesteak Cowboy

06-05-2008, 04:32 PM

i heard Snuff is popular with you youngsters these days.that junks hella gross

MrGolen

06-05-2008, 04:36 PM

for those of you who don't know what snuff is, here is a good link for you

Snuff (tobacco - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_(tobacco))

devindavis410

06-05-2008, 05:52 PM

Whats Rhinos?

i guess its like a strip club type place....

offspring22

06-05-2008, 06:18 PM

wat

NwMoto471

06-05-2008, 06:24 PM

I think he's talking about the spearmint rhino, which is a chain of strip clubs

Rob503

06-05-2008, 10:19 PM

yeah lol its spearmint rhino, they even have here in aus.... big chain!

Case

06-05-2008, 10:49 PM

and my dad offered him to go to rhino's:lol:

he turned it down:-/ is my brother gay?:confused:

So your brother turned down his first strip club experience when your dad offered to pay the tab? First of all I'll admit that I'm not a big fan of strip clubs at all, but at 18 it was a different story and just being curious was enough to want to go back then. I'm a little older than 18 now and have been there done that, but I really don't think I want to waist my own money on it ever again. That being said, if my dad offered to pay my tab I'd probably go to this day, so yes your brother is gay!:roflmao:

offspring22

06-05-2008, 11:10 PM

I'm a little older than 18 now and have been there done that, but I really don't think I want to waist my own money on it ever again.

I really don't think I want to waist my own money on it ever again.

want to waist my own money.

waist

Waste. **

Rob503

06-05-2008, 11:34 PM

heh eh eh eh^

NwMoto471

06-05-2008, 11:37 PM

Yup definite homo

devindavis410

06-06-2008, 12:08 AM

hell, im gonna go when im 18:thumbsup: my 15th birthday is coming up in a month, hopefully i can convince one of my lady friends for a friendly bj?:embarrassed::lol:

Demon

06-06-2008, 12:11 AM

hell, im gonna go when im 18:thumbsup: my 15th birthday is coming up in a month, hopefully i can convince one of my lady friends for a friendly bj?:embarrassed::lol:
Don't think that would be wierd I mean your "lady friends" consist of mom, grandma, and aunt Edna:uhoh:

Tenacious K

06-06-2008, 12:15 AM

Don't think that would be wierd I mean your "lady friends" consist of mom, grandma, and aunt Edna:uhoh:The main thing that's weird is that he has lady friends

Patrick

06-06-2008, 02:02 AM

hell, im gonna go when im 18:thumbsup: my 15th birthday is coming up in a month, hopefully i can convince one of my lady friends for a friendly bj?:embarrassed::lol:

Good luck. I don't think giving otterpop a blowjob is very high on your average 15 year old girl's to do list. Probably isn't on there at all, actually.

DC323

06-06-2008, 02:52 AM

hell, im gonna go when im 18:thumbsup: my 15th birthday is coming up in a month, hopefully i can convince one of my lady friends for a friendly bj?:embarrassed::lol:

Shoulda broken both arms for that my man..... sometimes sympathy is the only way.

Tenacious K

06-06-2008, 03:02 AM

Hahahaha!^^^^

Case

06-06-2008, 03:47 AM

Waste. **
Sorry, I went out for the game and got a little wasted!:roflmao:

ToothlessCarnie

06-06-2008, 09:31 AM

Dude. Im 20 and still trying to see all the ass I can. Although strip clubs are paying to look until they pick a bill of your nose with their lips...

Or use butt cheeks to pick up stuff. I am still fascinated with that.

ryan_625

06-06-2008, 10:25 AM

Or use butt cheeks to pick up stuff. I am still fascinated with that.

take a roll of quarters next time you go to a strip club :thumbsup: :lol::lol:

KTM229

06-06-2008, 10:53 AM

Best thing to do at a strip club is sit one row back. You can still see all the goodies but you dont have to pay.

IGASAURUS

06-06-2008, 07:05 PM

Best thing to do at a strip club is sit one row back. You can still see all the goodies but you dont have to pay.

Atta boy, that's the way to do it. :thumbsup:

UpTiTe

06-06-2008, 07:13 PM

Don't think that would be wierd I mean your "lady friends" consist of mom, grandma, and aunt Edna:uhoh:
thats funny right there

NwMoto471

06-06-2008, 08:11 PM

Don't forget to wear your sweat pants haha

USMC-171

06-06-2008, 08:28 PM

hell, im gonna go when im 18:thumbsup: my 15th birthday is coming up in a month, hopefully i can convince one of my lady friends for a friendly bj?:embarrassed::lol:

UR 14!! STFU

dude, im surprised you know that BJ might stand for more than Benjamin

devindavis410

06-06-2008, 11:37 PM

UR 14!! STFU

dude, im surprised you know that BJ might stand for more than Benjamin

14 and 11 months:8/ hahahah

nah man, im 14 but not a dumbass. haha

Tenacious K

06-07-2008, 12:00 AM

hey man any news on the poster?

USMC-171

06-07-2008, 06:22 AM

hey man any news on the poster?

yes senior it will be in the mail sometime after next wed. I'm still in south carolina on work detail. Good night i hate hangovers....

Daniel

06-07-2008, 08:17 PM

14 and 11 months:8/ hahahah

nah man, im 14 but not a dumbass. haha
you sure?

USMC-171

06-07-2008, 09:59 PM

you sure?

You gots room to speak?.... I know i don't

devindavis410

06-07-2008, 10:57 PM

i may be a smartass, not a dumbass though.

MrGolen

06-07-2008, 11:01 PM

i will say that when i was 18 i went to the strip club with my dad and his friends, and i will never go to another one with them. they were like rabid dogs going after fresh meat. haha

devindavis410

06-08-2008, 09:29 AM

i will say that when i was 18 i went to the strip club with my dad and his friends, and i will never go to another one with them. they were like rabid dogs going after fresh meat. haha

for some odd reason, i have respect for women so it would be hard for me to go there and be a rabid dog.

MrGolen

06-08-2008, 09:38 AM

everyone has some form of respect. strip clubs are fun with your buddies, just not old guys.

devindavis410

06-08-2008, 09:53 AM

everyone has some form of respect. strip clubs are fun with your buddies, just not old guys.

my dad is one of my buddies, isnt some old guy:smiley: hahahaha

if i bring home a chick and tell him to not come into my room, all he'll say is "wear a condom":eww: yeaa:thumbsup:

Case

06-08-2008, 10:09 AM

my dad is one of my buddies, isnt some old guy:smiley: hahahaha

if i bring home a chick and tell him to not come into my room, all he'll say is "wear a condom":eww: yeaa:thumbsup:
Maybe he's just smart like the rest of us and knows you aren't going to get any!:haha:

Case

06-08-2008, 10:11 AM

everyone has some form of respect. strip clubs are fun with your buddies, just not old guys.
Yeah, I have respect for respectful women. Not so much otherwise!:thumbsup:

devindavis410

06-08-2008, 10:13 AM

Yeah, I have respect for respectful women. Not so much otherwise!:thumbsup:

actually, yeah. because the person who rents our front house's daughter came over who was like some 27 year old blonde, being around motocross and sx, she wasnt hot. but she thought she was the ****, and was a total jackass.. and some fat guy with some huge wife thought he was all cool.. then the renters other daughter weighs like 300 lbs, she was joking because i looped it in the wheelchair on purpose and i was sooo tempted to ask her if she could even fit in it:lol:

i have no respect for sluts, *****es, or hoe's.
but i do for nice, pretty women.

Tenacious K

06-08-2008, 12:08 PM

i have no respect for sluts, *****es, or hoe's.

for some odd reason, i have respect for women so it would be hard for me to go there and be a rabid dog. You're talking about a strip club, you just contradicted yourself.

MrGolen

06-08-2008, 12:32 PM

what do you expect. he is 14. he is still learning to walk. haha

Case

06-08-2008, 12:41 PM

what do you expect. he is 14. he is still learning to walk. haha

My younger friend called me domestic earlier because I was doing the dishes at the time. I told him nobody is going to do it if I don't, I was 17 the last time my momma did it.(haven't lived at home since then) For some reason I just realized that was 14 years ago, he is still learning to walk!:lol::lol::lol:

Daniel

06-08-2008, 06:46 PM

You gots room to speak?.... I know i don'tWhy yes, yes I do.

LEE3383

06-08-2008, 06:52 PM

You might want to get a girlfriend or something before you think about a BJ.

Then again, girls these days are quite slutty.

But you should at least wait till your balls drop and get some pubes as you might be in for an embarrassing moment. :uhoh:

As far as strip clubs. They cost too much money and your left with a hard on. It sux. Not to mention all the *****es nagging you for a lap dance. I hate that.

Sometimes its cool when you get more action than your suppose to though. I have been pleasantly surprised a few times. :thumbsup:

IGASAURUS

06-08-2008, 06:52 PM

because the person who rents our front house's daughter

How old and how much is she? And what if I don't want her for a whole hour?

devindavis410

06-08-2008, 11:16 PM