tOfficial drunk thread

[USMC-171]

Dont know if we made one yet... don't care right now...

Anyways wehats your poison this is a bar isn't it? right now its blue moon with some orange, and a hit of a djarum black clove... im off cigarettes. I got to keep my run times down. i've got the officers school July 4th!!!!!111 whols up, whats going on?

signed,
:usmc:

[MX113]

Haha - I like that you got drunker as the post went on. Are you going to OCS?

[USMC-171]

Haha - I like that you got drunker as the post went on. Are you going to OCS?


Hell yeah I'm going OCS! Quantico virginia baby gonna be fun 5 mile runs 4 times a week!

[offspring22]

Chopin Vodka Ftw

[USMC-171]

Chopin Vodka Ftw
outstaning O22 i'm going to get smokes right now... and step off good night ya'll!!

[NV825]

Not tonight but last night it included a lot of Irish Carbombs. Very awesome night that ended with me not passing out till 11AM.

[offspring22]

Since the Chopin Vodka I've had three shots of whiskey and a shot of tequila. :X

[offspring22]

:krustylove:

[Demon]

Firestone Double Barrel Ale waiting for me at home, came to work on my day off to train some coworkers and some a-hole took the equipment we needed to Orange County, waste of time :upset:

[Triple Five]

Its all about the Coors Light. Brewed Rocky Mountain fresh!

[devindavis410]

am i not old enough to be here?

[MrGolen]

so i started the night with 4 twisted teas. then i had 5 tall jack daniels and ginger ales. then i had 4 more twisted teas, followed by at least 6 beers, i am guessing bud light. just got home, 5am. started 4:30pm. got into a fight i guess. the kid was in my face so i shoved him away from me, he hit the ground, got back up and hit me like 8 times. i brought him to the ground and rubbed his face in the tar and asked if he was done. i didn't through a punch, and i am not bleeding. but he is some how. don't really know. his ex girlfriend also kicked me in the face as i had him face down on the ground. still no blood. unbelievable.

[Demon]

so i started the night with 4 twisted teas. then i had 5 tall jack daniels and ginger ales. then i had 4 more twisted teas, followed by at least 6 beers, i am guessing bud light. just got home, 5am. started 4:30pm. got into a fight i guess. the kid was in my face so i shoved him away from me, he hit the ground, got back up and hit me like 8 times. i brought him to the ground and rubbed his face in the tar and asked if he was done. i didn't through a punch, and i am not bleeding. but he is some how. don't really know. his ex girlfriend also kicked me in the face as i had him face down on the ground. still no blood. unbelievable.
I just picture someone unloading on you and then the Golenbear just lets out a hearty
"HAR HAR HAR is that all you got?" then proceeds to grind said ******bag into the street:eek6:

[USMC-171]

man, i don't get like that when i drink. All i pretty much do is bumble around, unless i'm drinking liquor then I occassionally get aggressive.

Man, this is the worst combination ever, i've got a hangover but i still feel drunk as crap. the morning after sux!

[RideRed193]

when i go out to the bar its usually just rum/coke or whiskey/coke and then some beers. i like the canadian beers - labatt blue, molson, moosehead, etc. Good stuff.

[offspring22]

I felt like crap earlier but I'm fine now. I have a nice tolerance to alcohol.

From your pictures, Mr. Golen, you'd be one of the last people I'd want to get into a fight with.

[aka.motopmp806]

so i started the night with 4 twisted teas. then i had 5 tall jack daniels and ginger ales. then i had 4 more twisted teas, followed by at least 6 beers, i am guessing bud light. just got home, 5am. started 4:30pm. got into a fight i guess. the kid was in my face so i shoved him away from me, he hit the ground, got back up and hit me like 8 times. i brought him to the ground and rubbed his face in the tar and asked if he was done. i didn't through a punch, and i am not bleeding. but he is some how. don't really know. his ex girlfriend also kicked me in the face as i had him face down on the ground. still no blood. unbelievable.

sounds like an exciting night:lol::lol:

[MrGolen]

wow, i feel great. woke up with a splitting headache and smile on my face. got about 7 calls from my other buddies asking if i got into a fight. Fat lip, jammed or broken finger, i can't tell i can still move it around but it hurts like hell. got some lumps on my forehead, i am guessing when that girl kicked me in the face. nose is a little busted up. All in all i am feeling really good.

One of my buddies that was at the little scuffle told me that i did say "is that all you have" and also said had a fear of god look in his eyes when after he was punching me and i let him off the ground that i was laughing and saying "i love getting punched" The chick was calling me a mother ****er and i laughed at her too. so after everything died down and everyone was chilling out i was leaving and my buddy was making out with the girl and they stopped and i said Hi Jaymo i will see you later thanks for having me over. the girl just looked at my funny and i said to her "next time you kick someone in the face, Make them bleed" and then i laughed and walked away. that was 5am.

Realistically that was the first fight i have been in a long time, and even though i was drunk i felt in control of the situation and felt like i could have knocked him out easy.

[ToothlessCarnie]

MrGolen. Kimbo need some lessons from you.

Last night a buddy had an end of the year party at his parents and they cooked up BBQ while we finished a keg and margaritas. I guess I jumped in the hot tub naked after giving my buddies mom a beer bong. Im waiting for the pictures on facebook.

[MrGolen]

Kimbo would kill me.

[offspring22]

wtf is a kimbo

[MrGolen]

Just one the craziest MMA fighters at the moment.

http://bigsteez.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/tankkimbo1.jpg
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/5044-Kimbo3_TomCasino.jpg


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[aka.motopmp806]

Kimbo would kill me.


post some pics MrGolen, start a battle wounds thread, post a$$ kickins and broken bones.:rockon:

[odeezie]

I feel as though it is appropriate I am posting in this thread....I have been drinking Oberon since 5 p.m. :-D

[USMC-171]

I feel as though it is appropriate I am posting in this thread....I have been drinking Oberon since 5 p.m. :-D

dizzle, it absolutely is appropriate. Its almost 1 AM, i've got no work tomorrow ( first day off in almost 13 days) Right now i'm eating a steak, ( Boneless New York Strip, I had to broil it because i have no grill :frown:) Anyways i'm enjoying it with some red wine, a pinot noir. It's good, and for afterwards we have margaritas, coors light and blue moon. It's gonna be a fun night!

[MrGolen]

damn you got a decent night planned out. I could go for some steaks.

[USMC-171]

damn you got a decent night planned out. I could go for some steaks.

I'd invite you out but I'm sure you wouldn't make it by morning lol. It was king of spur of the moment, we were at wal-mart and decided to buy groceries instead of going out to eat every night ( i've go to stay under 200 pounds) So i suggested steaks and bam everything fell into place. I'm right next to the hot tub and pool too, but there ain't no ladies to gawk at, they all slipped away somewhere better i guess.

[MrGolen]

post some pics MrGolen, start a battle wounds thread, post a$$ kickins and broken bones.:rockon:

not much to show, but i was going to take some pictures, then i found out my mom broke the camera.

[odeezie]

haha i miss that shiz trx....I am sure now that you will make one fine leader of men. I am not saying I am one, but I can tell the type of leader I respect and you have become that. dont forget to treat your men to a steak every now and again! I know it is not much coming from an Army MP and I doubt it is even apropriate, but you will have to forgive me when I say "Semper fi" and I wish you and your men the best! :thumbsup: :timtim:

[tobz173]

got pretty paro last night on a bottle of chivaz regal, that stuff is so smooth. Very funny night, copping it sweet today though :crossed:

[MrGolen]

I'd invite you out but I'm sure you wouldn't make it by morning lol. It was king of spur of the moment, we were at wal-mart and decided to buy groceries instead of going out to eat every night ( i've go to stay under 200 pounds) So i suggested steaks and bam everything fell into place. I'm right next to the hot tub and pool too, but there ain't no ladies to gawk at, they all slipped away somewhere better i guess.


that is shocking, no ladies around? when i lived in Sleazy O-town Florida there were always some chicks by the pool. i had some fun there.

[USMC-171]

that is shocking, no ladies around? when i lived in Sleazy O-town Florida there were always some chicks by the pool. i had some fun there.


oh yea orlando is fulll of them, but i'm in the middle of myrtle beach south carolina on business. it's a pretty nice place but i guess the hotel has a curfew or whatever, its gay but tomorrow i'm going to the beach. i plan on some more fun then

[MrGolen]

so last night, didn't get drunk but heard from a lot of people that i was the craziest M-Fer at the party. i guess i tried to break up another fight then almost got into a fight. haha, everyone was pleased with my performance.

[Demon]

YouTube - Drunk chick in bathroom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRTcHSQLB8s)

[MrGolen]

i have never seen a girl so sloppy like that before. that is kind of gross.

[kawirider442]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/kawirider442/stitches.jpg


this is a result of the last time i drank

[MrGolen]

damn dude, what the hell happened.

[LEE3383]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/kawirider442/stitches.jpg



this is a result of the last time i drank

Damn lightweights. :-D

[IGASAURUS]

:emo:

[offspring22]

****s Everywhere

[offspring22]

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/5044-Kimbo3_TomCasino.jpg


Giant fag.

[MrGolen]

say that to his face bro dawg. that guy is insane

[offspring22]

I'd gladly say it to his face.

If he were properly restrained.

And I were in the presence of people bigger than him. :thumbsup:

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

Just one the craziest MMA fighters at the moment.










_fS5P5PoiQIWhy the F UCK would someone bare knuckle box Kimbo? None of those guys even knew how to fight.

[MrGolen]

if you watch him walk into the fights he wears a gold clinched fist on a gold chain. that is a street fighting championship neck less. they want that title.

[offspring22]

I don't get fighting...it doesn't seem like a pleasant thing to do with one's time. I'll stick with writing.

And guns. :D

[kawirider442]

Damn lightweights. :-D


my buddy and i both drank a case and decided to go walking around town and i cut myself on a piece of glass. :-/

[ToothlessCarnie]

dum fak. i walk. weer shoesnd dont be a fak\ck stick/ good dat mateee

[NV825]

Played 6 games of beer pong, came out 2-4 which is horrible for me. Drinking myself to sleep before wakeboarding in our lake all day tomorrow :clap::rockon:

[ToothlessCarnie]

woo walkes on a slic of glass.,, eay a burg insteed

[LEE3383]

ok im drunk. whats it to ya?!?!?!

almost done with my 1/5 of rum. The nm I go to bed and rub my wiener on my girl and have good time. :thumbsup:

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

ok im drunk. whats it to ya?!?!?!

almost done with my 1/5 of rum. The nm I go to bed and rub my wiener on my girl and have good time. :thumbsup:Did she cut you off when she was pregnant?

[LEE3383]

Did she cut you off when she was pregnant?


Not until she was close to being due cause we were scared of having the baby premature. :eek6::smiley:

[Tubesteak Cowboy]

Not until she was close to being due cause we were scared of having the baby premature. :eek6::smiley:Was it as weird as I think it would be banging a hella pregnant chick?

[Case]

Was it as weird as I think it would be banging a hella pregnant chick?
I didn't think so, she was still pretty good! It might be weird if my own chick is pregnant though!

[IGASAURUS]

$60 so far on myself tonight...not doing half abd htough!